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The women who has sex with santa to make elfs
Fucl me in tje pusdy mrs santa clause
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A small, insignificant little shithole town on the side of Interstate 40 in New Mexico. Here you can be greeted by a wide variety of rundown hotels, gas stations, and trailer parks. The city is known as the city of "Natural Cesspools." The local populace revolves around the talentless and retarded high school football team.
The local population worships and provides frequent human sacrifices of newborn infants to their "Park Lake" (this is also to encourage tourism, without which the people would go without food for lack of fast-food-eateries). The population has found a feasible way to meet the demand of these sacrifices by turning to the female teenagers of the ancient High School to crap out babies like nobodies business.
As a side-note, most inhabitants wish to be born of African-American decent (and speak as Tyler-Perry rejects to satisfy this fantasy)
also see shit, gay, poophole, Lesbians, shiny things, anus, conceded, FOOTBALL!!!!!
If passing through New Mexico and along route 66 and you come to a sign that reads "Santa Rosa", it is advised to quickly roll up your window as to avoid filling your lungs with noxious gas (turn off your gaydar as it may explode from overloading).
Tourist one: "Look honey!.... a lake!"
Tourist two: "What's that floating there in the distance?"
Tourist one: "What is it?"
Tourist two: "I believe its..."
Tourist one: "A what dear?"
Tourist two: "Well I believe It's a stink pickle"
Tourist one: "Santa Rosa, New Mexico is so lovely"
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The unique sexual act that involves two men, a Magnum condom with one end cut off, and a LOT of lubricant.
Hey, let's be the first to do a Santa Fe sausage-roll!
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Small city in California who thinks THEY ARE CALIFORNIA. (see definition of egotistical) However in reality they are simply a SECTION of San Jose, which is a PART of San Francisco, which is only bout HALF of the bay area. Which takes up less than a 10th of the total area in California. For this reason, Santa Clara receives about a 0 out of 8 on the howie rating.
I'M from Santa Clara, CA. Thats why im better than you.
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Located in Santa Rosa, this Junior College(also known to locals as the 'JC') is where people go when they don't have enough money for a university or just have no life goals in general. Students find everything about this Junior college to be nice... except the part when they realize they are in a Junior College.
Professor: So Max, its your senior year, where does a young, bright man like yourself have in plan for the upcoming year.
Max: Oh, well I think I'm going to take some classes at the Santa Rosa Junior College and maybe get a part time job.
Professor: All of my work-- Wasted! Get out!
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To ejaculate all over a woman's chin, jaw line, and upper lip as if giving her a beard, like the legendary Santa Claus.
Jamal: My bitch said Santa don't exist.
Alante: Shit, den Santa Claus dat ho, and have her look in the mirror.
<<the next day>>
Jamal: Man, she look in da mirror after I took yo advice, and now she a believa.
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The act of perfoming oral sex on an unshaved, hairy, hippie woman who hasn't showered in a week because she is natural.
Tom felt sick after a Santa Cruz Sack Lunch with that UCSC girl.
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