if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.

James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.

Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.

Saying "NO" like Darth Vader

When someone says "NO" in disapproval to something in the most retarded way over pronouncing the "O" sound too long..

Counter Personal: You just missed your flight Sir!!

Passenger: "Nooooooooooooooooo"

Bystander: Man! that guy is saying "No" like Darth Vader...

Say Goodbye To Your Kneecaps

A good comeback for when an asshole is making fun of you for being short

Asshole: You're so short lmao, you can't even hurt someone!
Person: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.

thats what she sayed

thats what she sayed while having sex

Voice 1: Omg its so fucking huge

Voice 2: THats what she sayed

Voice 1:Haha i love that joke

je ne sais quoi

What you say when you don't know what to say, and can't be bothered to say what you think.

You: What does "Je ne sais quoi" mean?
Me: .........Well...... Je ne sais quoi.

What does Mickey say?

What time is it?
Look at your Mickey Mouse watch a tell me what time it is.

Dude one: What does Mickey say?

Dude two: 11:30

Dude one: DAMN! I'm late for work again.

You know what they say

The start of an old meme that originated from the CD-I game “Hotel Mario”.

Mario: “You know what they say, all toasters, toast, toast.”