When you are openly critical of someone's actions and are just being a dick.
James: Bob, you drive like a stoned flamingo.
Bob: at least you know if you can't say anything nice, say something shitty.
When someone says "NO" in disapproval to something in the most retarded way over pronouncing the "O" sound too long..
Counter Personal: You just missed your flight Sir!!
Passenger: "Nooooooooooooooooo"
Bystander: Man! that guy is saying "No" like Darth Vader...
A good comeback for when an asshole is making fun of you for being short
Asshole: You're so short lmao, you can't even hurt someone!
Person: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, asshole.
thats what she sayed while having sex
Voice 1: Omg its so fucking huge
Voice 2: THats what she sayed
Voice 1:Haha i love that joke
What you say when you don't know what to say, and can't be bothered to say what you think.
You: What does "Je ne sais quoi" mean?
Me: .........Well...... Je ne sais quoi.
What time is it?
Look at your Mickey Mouse watch a tell me what time it is.
Dude one: What does Mickey say?
Dude two: 11:30
Dude one: DAMN! I'm late for work again.
The start of an old meme that originated from the CD-I game “Hotel Mario”.
Mario: “You know what they say, all toasters, toast, toast.”