conjunctive of shit fart
an expulsion of air containing fecal
“i just sh’arted”
“oh is that a conjunctive of shit farted?”
“bro i just sharted. i shit my self.”
when you fart anda teeny weeny bit o poo comes out
"AW MANNNN!!! I just sharted in my pants!"
The mathematical equation is:
shit + fart = shart
the shit that is worst than the average
i just shit sharted the bathroom
shart
sharting is where you fart so hard you shit your fucking pants or in this case you "shart"
person 1: bro i think i sharted
person 2: lemme get a sniff homie
When you attempt to let out a soft fart, but liquid shit is expelled out of your butt instead. This happens to the best of us, at the worst times
"Dude, I had a massive shart at work today, and I got away with it!"
HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭
Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-