Shit Weight

A person's weight difference before and after taking a shit.

Tim: "I weighed 152lbs before I took a shit. After dropping my shit weight, I weighed 150lbs."

Dennis: "Your shit weight was 2 pounds?! What did you eat?!"

Tim: "Some old chinese food and tacos I found in my car."

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shit for brains

Stupidity; idiocy; etc. A person who has "shit for brains" behaves stupidly. "Shit for brains" refers to brainlessness.

Gee, Jim, you are one stupid ass; you must have shit for brains!

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Shit and run

When someone walks their dog, but does not bring a bag with which to clean up the poop, and has to flee the scene.

Having no intention of cleaning up after your dog.

Friend: "Man, that dude's dog just shit in my yard and he didn't clean it up!"

Me: "Oh! It was a shit and run!"

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shit nigga

When something happens unexpectedly and you believe that saying this will help cope with the situation.

Mother: 'Jimmy, come up from the basement for supper.'

Jimmy: 'Okay, mother!'

Mother: 'I've invited your high school sweetheart Big Betty too. She says she misses you a lot.'

Jimmy: 'Shit nigga.'

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Shit Yeah

A much more intense way of the popular 'Hell Yeah' phrase.

'Dude, that was awesome!'
'Shit yeah!'

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Two Shits

Over exaggeration of not caring.

I don't give two shits about you or your friends.

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shits bussin

An intricate expression used by scholars around the world to express an extreme and innate enjoyment for the food at hand.

Bartholomew: "How's the Wendys Ronald?
Ronald: "Thank you for asking sir, shits bussin, no cap."

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