Shoot a monkey

Racist term believed to be originated in the southern state of Arkansas, used in place of a cuss word.

“Dropped a mug and it shattered” dam shoot a monkey!

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Shoot da one

It means someone wants to fight you one on one and they want to square up.

AKA. Shoot ya/da one.

Bob:Ay yo nigga, keep up imma pop dat ass.

Jim:Naw fuck dat, shoot da one.

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Shoot a Russian unicorn

A euphemism for sexual intercourse. It comes from the BadLipReading video ""Russian Unicorn" — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé."

Oh, the night is young. Now baby, we could shoot a Russian unicorn.

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The whole bang shoot

All encompassing.

He lost everything in the hurricane - the whole bang shoot.

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shoot myself in the face

an expression of self-loathing or disgust directed towards either yourself, others, or an event. Also expressed as "shoot me in the face".

I didn't pass? Shoot me in the face.

He struck out? Shoot me in the face.

I came already? Guess I won't be shooting you in the face. Shoot me in the face.

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Don't shoot the puppy

probably one of the best/worst time waster games ever made. involves a puppy a cannon and maybe the occasional red ball.

Man, I was playing don't shoot the puppy the other day and I about crapped myself it was so fun.

Ever heard of don't shoot the puppy? no? Good, let's keep it that way...

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I Shoot You

Said after a kill is achieved on Rainbow Six 3 during Live play. "I Shoot You" is almost always followed by teabagging of the victim.

Yay!!! DadKennedy eliminated FatassVodkaChugger69 (Brandon Rodenbaugh). "I Shoot You"

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