short king

A term used by manlets to cope with being assigned a sissy beta male role at birth.

jack is a short king!

501👍 35👎

The Short Bus

When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.

My friend Mueller rides The Short Bus every night with a different girl!

11👍 32👎

Short ass

A females rear that seems to go almost directly from her wasit to the gap between her legs leaving little round for the butt. They still can be nice and round but appear to be 'short' hence the name.

Person A: Those chicks on Guitar Hero III sure have short asses.
Person B: Oh, I know!

11👍 32👎

Short-King

A Short-King is someone who is below 6 foot tall and deserves praise as a king, i.e ludwig, MoistCritikal and cody co

"we stan a Short-King."

11👍 21👎

short bus

The act of Double Fisting a Girl. Named the Short bus for multiple reasons, one being it would take a girl who is retarded to allow you to do it to her. The other you are putting 10 in here slightly more than the minivan which only seats seven.

I met this diry hooker who let me drive the short bus right up in her. The next day I had to take her back to the state home.

17👍 58👎

Short Timers

When a person gets promoted and has to stay in their current position for a week or two.

Mike's got Short Timers man! He took vacation for the last 4 days in his current position!

8👍 23👎

Short Round

Typically the pimp name for a 4' 2" absolute unit. May be shorter then your local soap dispenser, but will not hesitate to destroy friends faces and not remember. Prone to violence if denied a high five.

Short Round terrifies me, she's the stuff of nightmares.

3👍 4👎