skeet and delete

When you have unprotected sex with a girl and then punch her in the stomach
Deleting the child inside her

Me and my girl had sex the other night and when I nutted i had to pull a skeet and delete

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skeet log

a skeet log, or the act of "skeet logging" can only occur after pooping. Some find it necessary to bust some skeet out of their cannons onto their log after dropping le deuce. Once the skeet hits the log, it is then considered a skeet log.

-Skeet logs have been used by Cincinnati Bengals fans at post game BBQ's as delicacies.
-Chad Johnson is in the hospital, what a skeet log.
- Dude, I can't believe you just threw a skeet log at me and my xbox you schmohawk.
-My skeetlog is alllll skeet and no log baby ;)

-Should I give you a cleveland steamer or put a skeet log down your throat?

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skeet blaster

when you skeet in multiple directions very quickly for 5 seconds at the most

i skeet blaster the wall to form a picture of your mom

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late-skeet

1. When you're having sex with a girl and then you pretend to cum. Then once she goes to bed you skeet all over her. Hence, the late-skeet.

2. Chanelle, because she always shows up 3 times later than she says she will

1. Last night I late-skeeted on this your mom. She was confused when she woke up but when she realized what had happened she asked me to do it again.

2. "What time do you wanna study" - Chris
"I'll be up there in 2 hours, so like 6:00" - Chanelle
"Guaranteed she won't be here on time" - Mark
...10:00 Chanelle shows up

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Bumble Skeet

Commonly during intoxication, a physical condition of the female eyes that makes them appear cock-eyed and/or dis-oriented - usually polar in either direction. Similar condition also appears during vigorous doggystyle intercourse, while the female is nearing climax. Other acceptable applications of the term can be made in regards to ejaculation upon the face of a female.

Scenario: You see a close friend approaching you in haste at a bar. He says, "Brooke's gone bumble skeet and it's only 10:30pm! IT'S NICEEEEEEEEBorat Accent"

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skeet stroke

When you have a stoke from masturbating in an unusually hot area

Dude, when I went to Africa I had a skeet stroke and passed out in the bushes

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skeet jar

A large glass jar in which a man(or woman) repeatedly cum/skeet into until it is full.

Dude, her Dad punched me in the face after I told his daughter that I wanted to pour my skeet jar all over her face.

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