my fart smell

it means your farts smell. nasty bitch. girls dont fart

my fart smell :(
no just shut up

Auto Smell Pecker

Auto Smell Pecker is another name for the Auto Spell Checker function when it changes your typing or speech-to-text into hilarious unintended sexual references.

Mom's text asking if I wanted chicken fajitas for dinner. The damn Auto Smell Pecker asked if I wanted chicken vaginas.

Great news, Grandma is homosexual!!

Ohhhkay?

Homo Hot Lips
Hot Tulips
I'm getting fisted now
Frustrated now!! 😡
Grandma is H O M E
from H O S P I T A L

smell my root

When you meet a new flame and you want her to smell your root.

I was by the fire and this girl was looking to smell my root.

Get a smell

To "get a smell" ... The Desire to physically smell a naked woman's vagina (aka p*say, twat, vajay, etc)

To "get a smell"... An expression, most commonly used by "thirsty ass niggas" (stereotypically speaking, 9 times outta 10, these are the guys that instantly creep you out and make you feel uncomfortable....everything they say is hella inappropriate and sexual...etc, etc....ya know, THOSE guys....) That when talking to a female that they are lusting over, will say to her in the hopes that said female will, upon hearing this, immediately drop her panties and pursue a night of sexual Bliss with him.

Example:

Thirsty ass nigga: "Damn shorty, you beautiful. What's it gonna take to get you naked?"
Female: "You to be dreaming cuz it's NEVER gonna happen."
Thirsty ass nigga: "C'mon girl, just lemme 'get a smell'... That'll last a nigga a lifetime."
Female: -------------*rolls eyes in disgust*-------------

Association Smell

The smell of something that reminds you of something else or a past experience.

Dude, I shared pancakes with my ex-girlfriend right after we had sex, so now anytime I get that association smell, I get an erection.

smells like cheese

Meaning you are a pedophile and like to touch children

"That guy touches children"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"

love smelling

when you crush more than orange soda.
(aka when you have a bunch of crushes at the same time/are crushing on almost everyone. whoops)

Person A: You have waaay too many crushes.
Person B: Nah, man, I'm just love smelling.