smoke the chair

The act of someone getting mad and throwing his chair into a campfire he may be sitting by.

I'm pretty freakin' mad at you, so I'll smoke the chair.

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Smirnoff Smokes

Any flavored cigarettes/cigars, including cloves. In the same way that people who want to get drunk but can't drink real alcohol drink Smirnoff, people who want nicotine but can't handle real cigarettes smoke cloves/flavored cigs.

The courtyard near the art building always smells like Smirnoff smokes.

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Smoking the crystal

smokin dope out of a crystal shaped pipe

Kevin: Noskey, have you been smoking the crystal again?
Noskey:sure nuff have

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hook smoke

CO fumes from vehicles at the molecular level are shaped like hooks which grab on to your lungs and kill you faster.

Firefighter 1 - Dude, don't stick your face near that exhaust.
Firefighter 2 - Why?
Firefighter 1 - Hook smoke.

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Smoke Detector

Snoop Dogg's worst enemy

"Who is the nizzle that set up a smoke detector in my hizzle!?"

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Smoked a Clinton

Smoked a cigar after it was soaked inside a pussy.

I prefer Cohibas, but I've smoked a Clinton.

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smoke shop

A cannabis dispensary, usually in California or some other legal state

Ty Dolla $ign: We gon' hit the smoke shop we gon' get high

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