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A groupie who only goes after soccer players and those associated with soccer players.
Have you seen Latasha recently she is such a soccer hole.
Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.
“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”
Soccer Karen; A Karen with athletic Karenability; typically spectating an athletic competition, in which her offspring compete.
" Dude; Melanie is such a fucking Soccer Karen ". " Her spawn sucks on the field and she is up the refs ass all the time ". " WTF? ".
THE BEST FUCKING GAME EVER
Saskatchewan Soccer is a game, typically played in P.E. Where there are two teams, one in outfield, and one at the baseline. (Black line used in basketball as out). Outfield rolls the ball to the infielders, and one player from baseline kicks it. The kicker and whoever decides to run, runs from one end of the gym, to the other. Outfielders have to then throw the ball to get the infielders out. Three to five people out, then teams switch places and the game continues.
Gym teacher: "Yo fam we're gonna play some Saskatchewan Soccer."
Literally every kid in the gym: *Starts a fucking riot*
A player that tries too hard at school recess, and usually ends up with an ankle injury. When he is passed the ball, he whiffs it completely and pulls a muscle.
Legend: Did you see him at break!? he got injured!
Dude: Haha what a Bender (soccer slang)
On November 14th it is kiss a soccer girl day
Hello, fellow soccer player, guess what day it is? It is *drumroll* kiss a soccer girl day!!! *trumpets start playing a fanfare*