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An annoying religious bitch who believes that Christianity is the answer to all of the world’s questions. Drives a luxury SUV to show other middle class families that she is better than them. Doesn’t let her kids play video games that aren’t rated E or watch movies that aren’t PG.
Guy 1: Man GTA V Online is soo fun bro!!
Guy 2: I know right! It’s a good way to release your anger and to build a multi million dollar criminal enterprise!
Soccer Mom: Hey GTA V is too violent! Go play Mario Party you fucking terrorists.
Guy 1: Lol, typical Soccer mom!
Guy 2: Agreed!
/noun/
refers to when a person becomes a soccer mom. Although, the person does not necessarily have to be a woman, a mom, or a person who takes their kids to soccer games; they just have to give off the same vibes of a soccer mom and say "you're doing great sweetie!" at least twice in their life.
/verb/
(present tense): soccer momify
(past tense): soccer momify
Person A: Did you know about the soccer momification of Jungkook?
Person B: What the fuck bro
A groupie who only goes after soccer players and those associated with soccer players.
Have you seen Latasha recently she is such a soccer hole.
The act of playing soccer without coaches, refs, and most rules/ regulations including no shin guards and sometimes no cleats.
yo dawg lets go play some simple soccer
on december 10, you can kiss a soccer boy
Oh my God! Its kiss a soccer boy day!
On October 30th, girl can kiss any soccer boy they want!
Oh my god he’s so cute I can’t wait to kiss him on kiss a soccer boy day!
on october 31, girls is your day to kiss a soccer boy
Hey soccer boy? it’s kiss a soccer boy day meet me after my game. ;)