Space junk

Redundant IT equipment that litters your life or office

I can’t fuckin move in here for all this fuckin Space Junk!

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space whore

A person who takes up to much space

Give me some room you space whore!

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space dildo

A frozen poo used as a brown nutty sweetcorn dildo

I lost my best dildo and was in despair. I had a nice long curly poo and decided to freeze it like they do space food. I then fucked my self with my space dildo. I also give it head and got a dirty sanchez to go along with it .

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space dock

When a frozen shit is inserted into a womans vagina

I space docked sally last nite

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Space Hippie

pertaining, but not limited to, people who are so out of their minds that they are no longer a functional part of society. to put in a layman's terms...a fucking moron.

James: "Why are you chewing on that brick??"

Ruben: "I LIKE SALT COVERED PAINT!!! YAY!!!!"

James: (walking away in disgust) "Ever since that last accident, he's been such a space hippie."

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Space Jams

A bastardized gimmicky version of my all- time favorite Jordans: the 11's. Just another marketing gimmick by Jordan that wannabe sneakerheads and hypebeasts lined up for. Quality is no where near the original 11's and sadly people paid 175$ for them.

Adrian: Yo I'm a real Jordan-head cause I waited all night at the mall just to cop a pair of Space Jams!!!
Me: SMH

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Space Docking

The act of being a Space Docker. To shit in a condom and place within a freezer. After freezing overnight insert the solified dump up your loved ones rusty bullet hole.

Predominatly space docking is a past-time of the gays in the south of England. Completely unheard of in the north where more hetrosexual activity is the norm.

'Dave are you sure it is normal to put frozen shit in a rubber johnny up my arse?'

'Yes Jim, it's called space docking. Now get here and prepare to be boarded'

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