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When a man ejaculates on the specs, or glasses of another person.
Hey, Velma! How do you like those sperm specks girl!
Sperm Locked, unspoken binding contract in which two people have engaged in intercourse that results in the birth of a child. Can be positive or negative according to your #affectionship.
Positive
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Will you marry me?”
(Happily Married)
Negative
Stacey “I’m pregnant Dave”
Dave “You’re Sperm Locked?!”
Stacey “I am”
Dave “Fuck”
(Dave never returned)
The act of a man blowing his load, like that of a sperm whale blowing through its blow hole, into a man or woman's nostril whilst they snort it back, like snorting a fat line or rail.
J asked L if she remembered the favor she owed him. She said, "yes, I told you it could be anything, you name it." He said, "what about The Sperm Rail?" In which she replied, "I remember you explaining this to me, the answer is yes, we have to try it at least once." J replied, "this is why your the best woman I could ever have."
When you didn't know you had other siblings and you are all related through the same male's sperm
I didn't know I had this many sperm relations out there. That man must of been a whore.
It means that you have done a lot of hand job or you had a lot of sex just in a single week.
Maria: Hi Justinpx, I am so horny right now... Can u come please for one more time?
Justinpx: Hi Maria, sincerely i am out of sperm. Maybe next week cutie?
A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies
“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”
someone who sucks so much >:(
thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy
very ugly
dead mom
sam/ john/ jason : “ok alicia/estrella :|”
us : “ok sperm spit sack :|”