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Originally inspired by the movie Zoolander, this sarcastic phrase is used to respond to a story that lacks substance, or a story perceived to have no message.
The only way to redeem one's self after having been on the receiving end of this remark is to sarcastically reply "Thanks Olaf"
"... and it turns out that after I talked to her, she didn't actually know my friend."
"Cool Story Hansel!"
"Thanks, Olaf!"
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TURN AROUND, LOOK AT WHAT U SEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IN HER FACE A MIRROR OF UR DEEEEAAAAAMMMMMSSSS
RANDOM DUDE: Ay yo, whats that killer song
YOU: NEVER ENDING STORY BISH
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It was a sunday night and i had just home from the store and my house mate Tanya was laying naked on my bed rubbing at her soft wet pussy. it took me a moment to realise what was going on but the excitement that filled my body was hard to control because i had always found her sexy and attractive. i crawled onto the bed unnoticed and took her wet juicy thighs between my hands, she let out a soft moan as i buried my head deep between her legs and sucked on her clit. Her moans became more frequent as i slid my warm tongue in and out of her throbbing pussy . she came all over my tongue and i swallowed it down. within seconds she had stripped be bare and was grinding her pussy against mine. we orgasmed simultaneously and let out cries people miles away could hear. She slid her tongue down my cum soaked body and headed for my pussy. She stroked her tongue across my clit and sucked on it to her hearts content, i orgasmed over her face and let it seep into her mouth. loudly she screams 'fuckkkkkk, let me eat your insides till your sore'. her aggressive words caught me by surprise but i let her continue eating me until she couldnt take any more. Taking a breath, i slid my warm hands to her pussy and caressed it till she came on my hand, then i licked it all off staring into her eyes. She liked it when i did that so i sucked hard on my fingers and dove them deep inside. she let out a moan and tried to pull my hand away, but that didnt stop me.
This is a true lesbian sex story, and is the pleasure of my life.
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The reverse of a Cinderella story, usually in a situation where everyone hates the Cinderella. It can also be a David vs. Goliath situation where everyone wants to see Goliath win, because everyone hates the underdog.
I can't believe she gets to be homecoming queen just because she was on "Made." It's such a Sarah Palin Story.
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A sarcastic way of acting like you give a shit of what the other person has to say. Usually this phrase best pertains to Facebook updates and mundane stories with pretty much no point or purpose.
-Bob: Frosted Flakes are bomb, dude!
-Joe: Cool story, bro!
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Facebook update:
-John is going to get a bananna at the store
-You: Cool story, bro!
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Max: hey Jake...
Jake: hey what’s up dude
Max: I think I’m gay.
Jake:oh really? Me too...
Max: wait what?
Jake: I’m gay.
Max: wow
Jake: so we’re both gay?
Max: yeah I guess so
Jake: wanna go watch so gay rom coms and squeal whenever the gay representation gets screen time?
Max: I’ve never wanted anything more.
And then they lived happily ever after.
I wish there were more gay tv shows. But this is a really good cute gay story
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A young, talented power trio with exponential amounts of potential. Their live show contains outrageous amounts of high energy as the members leap off anything in proximity, get the crowd on their feet jumping and clapping, and even sing three part harmony. Second Story Feedback is one band to be sure to look out for.
-Did you see Second Story Feedback last night?!
-Yeah, one of the best concerts I've ever been to!
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