dave matthews bland

n. A sub-genre of music consisting of mostly acoustic guitars and polo shirts, often identified by its cliched covers (e.g. Sublime's "Santeria").

adj. Of the college bar variety.

This band is so dave matthews bland. We should leave this crappy bar.

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Dave's not here man

What you say when someone says they are Dave

*knock knock
Person 1: who is there
Person 2: Dave
Person 1: Dave's not here man

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Dead Dave's Burgers

Wendy's, as Dave, the owner and founder of Wendy's is dead.

Everyplace was closed, and I was hungry, but Dead Dave's Burgers are always open late.

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big wave dave

what you would refer to MEGADETH front man dave mustaine if he were a surfer

hey dude check out big wave dave surfing on his v guitar

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Pulling a Dave

When someone acts like they know shit

Aw he was just acting like he knows shit. He's just pulling a Dave.

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Dick Dave Thursday

Dick Dave is a random guy at your child's school who organises parent meetings with all the mums. He is always extra friendly with the mums, he will lure you into the library office to "help him move some boxes" and then ravish you in his office with his dick. Dave is only around on Thursdays and will stop you in the hall at any chance he can get just to throw some Dave moves at you.

Me: Fine day Thursdays, you know why?
Stevie: Dick Dave Thursdays?
Me: Too right you are Stevie, too right you are.

Supremo Dave Javier

1. A person who's ready to give up anything for his lifeline.

2. A total green flag who never fails to give assurance.

3. A team captain.
4. A dad and husband material.
5. Is good at cooking.
6. A lawyer and a doctor.
7. Is ready to give up his license for his lifeline.
8. A family oriented person.
9. Tall.
10. Handsome.
11. Good at fashion.
12. Is a smart person.
13. Not totally religious but would always talk to God about his greatest love, Cali. Would pray for her safety and wellness.
14. Can handle his lifeline's mood swings.
15. A pet lover, has a pet dog and a pet Betta fish.
16. Is ready to choose his lifeline in his next lives.
17. Willing to search the whole world to be with his lifeline again.
18. Tells the seas, the skies, the stars, and the moon about his lifeline.
19. Adores and accepts every single thing about his lifeline. Her past, her present, and her future.
20. The best guy to ever exist.

"jowa ko parang isang Supremo Dave Javier."
"nakabingwit ako ng isang Supremo Dave Javier."