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When one is singing along to the radio with friends, one should perform a surprise solo.
While listening to a radio or otherwise loud music, and someone is singing along, you sneakily turn off the volume while they aren't paying attention. Now said person is singing along to the song, but without the song playing; a surprise solo.
***Best performed on a bad singer.
Jim: Dude, we were in Sarah's car listening to Firework, then I turned off her radio while she was mid song.
John: Surprise solo?
Jim: Yeah. I didn't know she was so bad at singing!
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when a man does not wash his balls for an excess amount of time collecting the vinegar smell of the disgusting ball sweat for maybe a week or two, knowing he will be receiving oral pleasure from his female friend, and he sticks the nasty balls in the womans mouth making her clean them.
guy 1: whatd you do to my sister lastnight?!
guy 2: i gave her a vinegar surprise
guy 1: sick! thats my sister!
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someone giving you oral sex, then you piss in their mouth whilst doing it
glen loves the tropical surprise
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A hatchet concealed in a plastic or paper grocery bag. Usually carried in public by little old ladies for protection from neighborhood criminals. Named after May, the first and only elderly person to reveal this neat trick to me.
Trying to steal Mrs. May's purse will only get you a Joyner surprise.
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When during the course of sex you slip your member into your partners ass without mentioning it first.
I was doin her doggy style last night and slipped her the old starfish surprise. Man she went wild.
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The act of applying Icy Hot (Vicks can be used as substitute) on your erect penis and quickly ramming it into your partner without notice. You must shout "Hello Kitty!" as you perform the act.
Bought a bottle of Icy Hot and gave Jessica a Sanrio Surprise!
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A defensive maneuver in which the victim quickly kicks both shins of a larger attacker to escape. Once the attacker has been surprised, you will have about 5 seconds to run for the hills. Only used in self-defense, it shows a sign of weakness if you surprise someone smaller than the surpriser or someone that didn't start the fight.
Jim: Hey Josh, you know Bob, the guy that out-weighs me by 50 lbs?
Josh: Yeah?
Jim: He was picking on me so i gave him a Sicilian surprise.
Josh: Hilarious.
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