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Disease quickly spreading through young males often caused by extreme head trauma sustained in mosh pits. Symptoms include running around in circles at hardcore shows, using the word bro in situations where there are no bros around, and inserting the word "bro" in random words. For example, if you hear the word "brogurt" in conversation, you are talking to a sufferer.
One can recognize a sufferer of Browdown Syndrome by his track shorts and wife beaters. Often he listens to pseudo homosexual music about being loyal to his friends. Oddly, the severity of the condition is inversely affected by how good the music he moshes to is. For example, moshing to Converge is a mild case of Brodown Syndrome, while moshing to the local talentless musicians is intense Brodown Syndrome. Referring to oneself as "Broseidon" is an example of advanced Brodown Syndrome, and one should seek immediate medical attention if that word escapes one's lips.
Doctor: "So it says here you suffered a concussion while moshing in your best friend's basement?"
Bro: "Yeah dude we were listening to Four Year Strong while we were pumping iron but it wasn't long before a brodown broke out and we started moshing hardcore."
Doctor: "And you've been treated for this before?"
Bro: "Yeah my last doctor was a true friend and gave me some Brodeine for the pain but I didn't take it."
Doctor: "Yes, it seems you are suffering from Brodown Syndrome. Get some rest, take off the headband, put on some pants and a shirt, grow the fuck up and you'll be just fine."
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Intentionally altering work quality of subordinates, peers, or supervisors to enhance ones personal power quotient or self-importance within the organization.
An employee who exhibits Lorkson Syndrome intentially breaks something in order to later fix it for hero-status or increased overtime. Similar to a mother who intentionally harms her child in order to "save it" or Munchausen by Proxy.
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The unnecessary connection one feels towards the person they lose their virginity to. It often causes great annoyance to their future partners and said person.
Billy: Ever since I had sex with Amanda, she won't leave me alone !
West: Bummer dude. sounds like she's got the virgin syndrome.
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Occurs in movie franchises when a third installment of a movie franchise is widely considered disappointing compared to the previous two.
Based on The Godfather Part III, which is commonly considered inferior to Part I and II.
Seen Spiderman 3? Worst case of Godfather Syndrome I've seen in years.
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Freshman in high school who still act like they're in middle school. Generally, people with freshman syndrome are female but it is not unheard of for a male to have freshman syndrome. Symptoms include: spreading rumors, acting immature, telling lies, and making life difficult for other freshman. Many of these people have nothing better to do so enjoy making other people's lives harder than they should be.
Kara's freshman syndrome was apparent when she posted a myspace bulletin about how stupid it was that Chloe can speak for what she believes in.
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As per the King Solomon in the old testament. It is used to describe any man who has an unusual attraction to women from different cultures and ethnic backgrounds. Solomon was recorded to have 600 wives and 400 concubines from all over the world.
Any man, though especially jewish men, like King Solomon was, who are obsessed with women outside of their own race.
Man Mark never stops talking about his fascination with latinas, blacks, and asian girls. He definitly has the old "Solomon syndrome" All he ever talks about is how much he wishes he could bone them.
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The condition that exists when a driver, after exiting Interstate 95, can not slow down and maintain the posted speed limit. Symptoms include repeated deceleration-acceleration cycles, tickets for speeding on I95 feeder roads, white knuckles and lead foot. The condition manifests itself predominantly in drivers who do not have cruise control and during times of peak traffic volume.
Jerry got another reckless on 301. He's gotta check his I95 Syndrome, or he's gonna lose his license.
Sorry officer I'm trying to do 55, but I just can't control my lead foot. I've got I95 Syndrome something fierce!
As Dan traversed Hampton, he was the fastest car on the road. He was ecstatic about his record time on I64, but he had a sick feeling in his gut. He had a sense of impending doom. He could not control his I95 Syndrome.
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