Teacher’s Ass Kisser

Mostly like a teacher’s pet but 1000% times worse.

A Teacher’s Ass Kisser (TSA) will act like the teacher in hope of getting good grades.

Principle: Stundents we have a new teacher.
Teacher: Hey Gu..
TSA: Hey sir I am Todd and I can’t wait to finally get to know you, you see there are some ......

Whisper
Kid 1: Jesus Todd is a teacher’s ass kisser
Kid 2 I know right.

Teacher With Benefits

A teacher who has sex with a student but keeps a professional relationship

Guy one: Hey, do you have a FWB?
Guy two: No, but I have a TWB (teacher with benefits)

Supply teacher

Gullible. Extremely Gullible.

Oh this supply teacher is sooo gullible!

Teacher AIDS

You're a teacher who has AIDS

My teacher's are teacher AIDS.

the teachers internet

The absolute worst kind of internet it always lags them out for no reason and they can never fix it

Teacher: lags out
Student 1: yep that's the teachers internet
Student 2:yep

Home Ec teachers

This means an ugly, dried up , minging , fat and disgusting little bitch.

Also known as a land whale, pile of shit and a pedo.
They’re commonly known for getting girls to strip during class(and screaming when they don’t), yelling at you for another students mistake and for crying if another teacher gets involved.

“Ew what’s that nasty smell”
“oh that’s just the Home Ec Teacher”

“What’s that pile of shit doing in the corner”

“That’s actually just the Home Ec teacher”

“Who do we feel bad for? The Home Ec teachers son.”

Teacher Finesse Day

occurs every February 24th. lie to all your teachers about assignments or work.

side note: always may work on your parents!

Alex: “Yo! We can lie to all our teachers today!”
Mark: “Why?”
Alex: “ITS Teacher Finesse Day!”