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Teeth Moss

You jast ate a fat buger aaaaaand you aint brush dem teets. A layer of a combination of left over foods and random things throughout the day that stay on your teeth and have the consistency of moss. You can scrape it off with your finger nails or the strongest muscle in your body... the tongue. (its actually the butt and thighs, but we wont talk about that)

Gal 1: damn my teeth moss is thicc today, it could last me all winter!
Guy 1: Really??!?!??! I just scraped all of mine off.

by Poopymcpissson June 10, 2021


Bald teeth

A man with near limitless power. He is also number #1

WOW! Bald teeth over there is a really awesome guy ha i wish i was him.
-David

by A really awesome and cool dude February 16, 2021


hawk teeth

Hawk teeth is the action of giving a teethy, knobby, excruciatingly painful blow job from the chuzz to the point where the foreskin is being scraped off

Last night in my truck, Taylor gave me the hawk teeth. Worst night of my life.

by Chucklenuts_69 November 27, 2024


80 teeth

Pretty happy I

What so good happened ? You look like if you has 80 teeth

by Nonchenon January 22, 2022


Pubic Teeth

Teeth that causes trouble.

Oh god no. I got pubic teeth.

by Yasucktoomutchdick July 09, 2018


Golden Teeth

Also called Mariam. An amazing and beautyful girl. She has got such beautyful eyes and pretty face that can only make u happy. Her sweetness is hidden under a layer of shyness. She makes u love her only by showing her smile. When she hugs u, you can only feel grateful with the life bc she is the cutest girl in the world. Very clever and stylish, she knows about every film made in the late 80´s and can sing every grunge song on the radio. She has got an huge an thicc booty and sexy boobs with a golden tan that covers her pure golden heart, like her tooth made of gold that illuminates the darkest corners in my life. She does very good chupaditas. She is amazing and very posser, you can´t describe her with words without crying. 10/10.

Joel: Hey, do you want to masturbate in my corridor?
Pablo: Sorry Joel, I love golden teeth, maybe next Tuesday.

by Eulalito May 13, 2018


Pocket Teeth

Teeth that you have, like dentures, or ones you have attained otherwise in a gentlemanly fashion, and have stored for protection and quick reference, in 1 of your pockets.

*You must have some Pocket Teeth. In your pocket or somewhere have some teeth.

by Harlee Jesus Cristos Maffaeus August 01, 2018