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A well thought out plan on how to steel a single raw egg and then spike it in the toilet causing the toilet to explode and or eggsplode.
hey Doug I’m bored let’s find a way to get that raw egg past daddio so we can start The great egg heist
it is when you are feeling a girls tits and they are hard as fuck
yo girl you got a great rocky mountain
The Great Genshin Purge is a event that will commence any day that The Game Awards voting begins. And for the next 24 hours, all crime is legal on Genshin fans.
Person 1: Did you see those Genshin cucks bot the vote?
Person 2: Fuck it. I will murder all Genshin fans. The Great Genshin Purge will commence.
What every blogger is writing in their spare time, when not at work, parenting or surfing the internet
"What do you do?"
"I blog about my adventures as a free-lance giraffe catcher, and in my free time, I'm writing the Great American Novel"
The toilet,The John,the crapper,the porcelain throne,the rest room
Dude drank too much now he's talking through the great white telephone
Someone who writes a 2 letter word, such as 'No', on a bit of paper because writing a 3 letter word, such as 'Yes', is just way too hard.
Person 1: Did you vote?
Person 2: Yeah, i voted no. I couldnt be bothered learning about what we were voting for and writing no is way easier than writing yes.
Person 1: You are The Great Australian Wanker.
People here like their tea and biscuits. They also love their queen.
Tea time in Great Britan, I must have my tea. My queen <3