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When someone goes into a bathroom because their stomach isn't feeling right and the fan turns on, the sink starts running, and the toilet flushes, but you still hear them let out a massive fart. This occurs much more often with females that are around their significant other because they think that by covertly going to the bathroom, turning on the fan and sink, and also flushing the toilet, it will produce enough noise to muffle the sound of their farts, but most of the time their efforts are unsuccessful.
Friend 1: "How are things between you and your girl?"
Friend 2: "Not good, bro. Ever since I heard her having some bath & body squirts, I don't find her sexually attractive anymore."
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A woman who is sexy enough for a wife to ask for a bubble bath. A bubble bath between two women ends up in a threesome or if the woman is with another man, could lead to wife swapping or same room sex. Bubble Bath Worthy is a term from one woman that is sexually aroused by another woman and she is willing to share her man since the woman is so sexy.
Wife, "That woman is Bubble Bath Worthy!"
Husband, "Oh yeah. I like the sound of that!"
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A statue of the Mother Mary, housed in a bathtub.
Tacky Catholics can easily be identified by the Bath-tub Mary in their front yard.
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When you're having sex with a lady, when you get finished and you cum on a sponge, mix it with picante sauce and guacamole and rub it all over her.
Guy 1: "Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy 2: "We tried out the Mexican Sponge Bath!"
Guy 1: "Ew, gross!! How'd it go?"
Guy 2: "Suprisingly well..."
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When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.
Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.
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when you run into the bathroom while you lady/man is taking a bath and take a shit in the tub while they are in it
i gave my bitch a mexican bird bath yesterday. she didntlike it too much
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when a girl is showered by a mans milky man glue.
ill hit you with my man bubble bath
i ll hit you with my man glue
*splat* johnny comed on my face,its like a man bubble bath
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