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To describe someones thick arse hair.
If you imagine trying to wipe peanut butter out of carpet with a paper towel.
My arse hair is like a peanut butter carpet
A pussy ass bitch who thinks there something big
Justin’s a carpet rat
This refers to those individuals who never leave their cubicles at work. They never go into a plant, a factory, or the field ; they seldom leave their 4' by 4' space to lunch with fellow humans...(you get it). As soon as you read this someone you know came to mind...
I think you will have agree that old "B__" has carpet-feet these days, he cant seem to move from his desk anymore. Almost like his butt was glued to his chair...
Performing cunnilingus vigorously.
This one time with my girlfriend, I broke my nose shrinkwrapping her carpet.
She likes getting eaten out so hard, it's like shrinkwrapping carpet.
That special "V.I.P." respect/honoring that you receive while strolling the beach with handfuls of tasty edibles, and have "accumulated" a whole undulating "ground-cover" of nibblets-seeking seagulls padding along behind you, watching for you to toss a morsel in their direction.
I always love getting the white-carpet treatment when I visit the seashore; I especially get a kick out of how each of the individual seagulls actually seems to be able to "distinguish" your gaze --- i.e., apparently each bird can actually discern if you are looking directly at him to indicate that he's been "chosen" to be fed next --- and so even a gull from the middle or back of the "carpet" of feather-brains will obligingly stretch out his beak and "open up wide", even before you toss the tidbit to him.
A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
When a guy doesn’t shave down by his balls and his dick is hard
Damn buddy you have a hard wood carpet down there