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An incident that happened on 9 February, 2021 when Presidio County Attorney Rod Ponton arrived in Zoom court in the form of a fluffy white and brown kitten. He said the now-viral line "I'm not a cat" in a state of confusion and panic as he realised that he could not turn the filter off. The cat filter is a default software from an old Dell computer from the late 00's.
Rod: *Shows up as a cat*
Others: *weird looks*
Rod: *PANICS* "I'm here live, I'm not a cat".
A dangerous cat that makes one question if they need body armor.
Did you see Brad's haz-cat? It was hissing at us and almost leaped on me.
Did you see that birdman over there? He was selling cats!!
1)Someone frightened by almost everything 2)Someone who shys away from facing their fears
'I happen to be a scaredy-cat'
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The hand maintained by a cat owner who is allergic to cats. The cat owner must be careful to use the cat hand only for touching the cats or risk a terrible allergic reaction. Hand washing will return the cat hand to regular-hand status.
Guy 1: Dude, what happened to your face? Did you get stung by a bee? Like, in the eyeball?
Guy 2: Nah, I just had an itch and accidentally scratched with my cat hand.
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A loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement (much like a black cat on Halloween) made at the same time when one is beyond disgusted by something.
How to properly perform the Halloween cat: Simply stick your 'tail' out, shoot your shoulders up, put your hands out in front like claws, and arch your back. Don't forget to gag as loud as you can.
One could also just say the phrase 'Halloween cat' when the situation does not allow for the loud gagging noise and exaggerated cat-like body movement. The phrase alone is also very effective.
Friend #1- 'I just found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me with my mom!'
Friend #2- 'Halloween cat!'
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When you and your sexual partner are attempting to make out or have intercourse and are suddenly interrupted by the cat(s). Can end up in frustration, anger and if not handled properly, a huge freaking fight leading to the end of the relationship.
Dude 1: So I was just about to get her panties off when the cat appeared out of nowhere, shoved its head in my face, wanting to be petted. All the sudden it was a menage a cat.
Dude 2: What did you do?
Dude 1: Pushed it off the bed. She got so pissed at me that she threw me out because I was "insensitive."
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