eating the beaver

Basically giving oral sex to a hairy vagina

I was eating the beaver last night.

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Good Eats

When something is easily winnable or easy to beat.

Person 1: Yo I've versed these guys before! This team is Good Eats.
Person 2: Yeah they suck ass.

Second Use:

*Picks up a rare weapon in a game
Person 1: Yeah we're loaded up now, this is good eats.

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Eating a burger

A slang term originating in Britain for having a cheeky wank.

1) Our old friend won't show up to the meeting because right after he's done with work, he said he is going to go eat a burger.

2) This boomer been really frustrated these past few days and if he won't be eating a burger soon, it will only get worse.

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eat the pillow

To fall asleep suddenly.

I couldn't help but eat the pillow, I was so tired.

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Eating chicken

Code for gobbling cock; performing oral sex on penises.

Bob: “Best concert I ever went to was Little Richard!”

Matt: “Why? We’re you eating chicken?”

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Eat the Noodle

When you make a guy go down on you when you still have a tampon in...

I make my boyfriend eat the noodle 4-5 days a month...

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eating jesus

when a food is so good that it's like eating jesus

OMG Lura, this donut is so effing good it's like eating jesus!

Dam! Eating Lura is like eating jesus!

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