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That abnormally long and thick rogue hair that appears on your **** (*insert chin, neck, cheek, shoulder, nose, etc) only a day after you checked last. Most commonly complained about by women, and most commonly pointed out by a third party when you are least likely to have tweezers handy. Don't even both trying to pluck them with your fingernails...they're virtually invincible.
Sitting in a cab on the on the way to a formal event, the victim's most critical friend looks over and notices an "eyelash" on said victim's chin. With a delicate brush of her finger, critical friend attempts to dust it away, only to be met with spiny resistance. With a maniacal laugh and inability to hide her pleasure, critical friend declares "OMG, you've got a Mystery Hair!". The victim's face pales as she realizes there are no tweezers in her tiny, formal clutch.
(aside: Victim obsessively touches it throughout the evening, only to wake the next morning with the mystery hair twice as long and a small patch of acne).
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The look of your hair when it's blowing in the wind.
I love when the wind blows my hair when I drive my convertible, it gives me that Highway Hair look.
Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.
Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!
The act of making a blunder, making a mistake, but in ridiculous way.
The word takes its history in russian language where the verb "опростоволоситься" was originally an act of occasional showing your hairs to strangers, which was welcomed in times of ancient Rus'. Later this verb became a synonym of making of ridiculous mistake.
- Hey, John, this beauty is seeing that you're staring at her. What a simple-hairing!
A hair that doesn't seem human that pops up on your body
I was getting my back massaged when my lady was like what is this rouge hair growing on your back all about
When one person, usually with short hair or no hair, drapes the hair of another person, who has long hair, over their own head in a kind of Bobby Charlton comb-over by proxy. This can give the follically challenged the illusion of hirsuteness, even if it is only temporary.
Hey Fred, Tinas coming over, quick lets hair share so she doesn't notice I'm as bald as a coot.
" Hair of the bull" just like hair of the dog when you drink alcohol too much one day and have your first drink when you are hungover. Same thing when you drink too many Red Bulls and you can sleep and wake up tired and feeling like crap and you have anouther Red Bull on the morning. "Hair of the Bull"
Why are having a Red Bull so early ? I NEED A LITTLE HAIR OF THE BULL TO MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL