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When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.
The act of male scrotum and or balls, slamming against the chin during oral sex.
Dude I met this hot chick last night, and when she opened her mouth I gave her the chin hammer!
ham·mer | \ ˈha-mər - jam·mer | \ ˈja-mər
A fancy boot, wearing person with giant cuffs on his or her raw denim jeans. Particularly a person whose cuffs are larger than 5”.
Hey, Gerald, look at that hammer jammer! His cuffs are epic!
An extremely painful shit, when it feels like a large cube is cutting through with great effort, then it gives and flies out with the handle easily being released.
I was on the toilet the other day after eating a lot of cheese and red meat, without water and eventually passed Thor's Hammer.
Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more
Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers
Soft penis, that has the feel of cashmere. Like a sweater.
“Yo my dick game be way strong. I’ve got that cashmere hammer”
A male lays down on his back while erect. A female takes a nail and places it in the tip of the penis and processed to hammer the nail in using her breasts.
Man my dick really hurts from all that hammer time my girlfriend did to me last night.