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When a man tit fucks a woman and then he pulls on her ears until he makes her make a "ha ho" noise like mickey mouse
Mike-Hey chuck have you tried a mickey mouse key pass yet?
Chuck-What's that?
Mike-Its where you tit fuck a bitch then pull her ears until she sound like Mickey Mouse.
Chuck-That's weird...
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What may happen to your wireless mouse if you are looking at porn.
Eileen was looking at porn and she was horrified to look down and see a White Sticky Wireless Mouse
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when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust
oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse
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The act of defecating under one's pillow, in hopes they will put their hand underneath their pillow, and receive a stinky surprise.
"I cant wait til that fucker goes to sleep tonight and gets his hand stuck in the dirty pillow mouse trap I left him!"
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a good gag to pull on an unsuspecting gullable person who you are close with
i.e. lay in bed and pull a used tampon from the crotch hole and hold it in ur hand by the string and yell "ahhhhh, i found a mouse, a dead fuckin mouse" and watch the other person scream in horror until he/she realizes what it really is..then they uuuke
"Hey, Janifer...look...i found a dead mouse"
"EWWWWWWWWWWWW"
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When a man sits between a womans legs while she is on her period. He then only uses his teath to pull her tampon out, hitting himself in the face.
I was so drunk last night, i had a mouse tail tea bag from my wife.
An abomination created by Angela. Food made of chocolate, marshmallows and a lack of creativity .
That was chocolate mallow mouse poop was so bad, I can’t believe I paid $9 for it.