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The figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your asshole, then reversing or "switching" their places, over and over and again.
Used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
Grandpa Joe: Now listen here Jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. So don't be settin' around all day switching thumbs.
Jimmy: Yes, sir.
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The necessary evil of swiping down repeatedly on your twitter page in order to get the newsfeed to refresh.
I hadn't checked my twitter all day and I had to do the twitter thumb crawl to get to the top of the 4000 new tweets.
twitter Tweet newsfeed scroll refresh
When you're holding a cat, or any small animal, and it backs onto your thumb, causing you to penetrate the animal.
Gavin had a Slip O' The Thumbs when he was holding Geoff's cat.
When you put your Thumb in someones Ass.
Person 1: "I just gave my girlfriend a southern thumbs up!"
Person 2: "Dang that's crazy."
When something is really, really, really good.
Steve: Shiiit mayn, ya heard the new 2Pac album.
John: Yeah mayn, that shit's three thumbs fresh.
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Give this 1000 thumbs down.
I hate that definition so I give it a thumbs down.
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Proof that our God is a just god. A fair and even god.
Proof that one, though so hot and seemingly perfect, may not be as perfect as one may have once thought.
Guy 1: Dude, God is a fair guy...
Guy 2: Why is that?
Guy 3: I just googled the picture of Megan Fox's thumbs...
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