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Someone who is emo, but also has bright colored hair.
“Bro I just saw this girl with bright pink hair in the hallway!”
“I but she was a Ghetto Vampire.”
When your partner is having their period
Jenny is having a vampire garage sale this week, stay clear.
A gross superhero. If you were his wife you would never see him, that's why he is single I guess! Of course he will 'save the day' but instead of taking them down, he bites them? Wouldn't that make the bad guy immortal?! So.. uh, I guess he doesn't really save everyone? The guy has a bad .. Comedy show? Every year I guess.? He does this with his son, which is somehow not a vampire..? So.. CONGRATS YOU'RE ADOPTED!! Honestly I feel kinda bad for little Timmy, he literally saw his dad suck BLOOD out of his bully's NECK. I get it, he is a bully.. BUT JEEZE. Anyways, this character is made by Danny Gonzalez and I think Vampire Dad is weird
Jimmy: WOAH! IS THAT VAMPIRE DAD?!
Timmy: OMG!! IT IS!!!!
some purple magic that is shot out of a gay vampire's eyes
pov: vampiric essence
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A Vietnamese Vampire is when you give oral sex to a menstruating woman and drink the blood.
"Bro did you hear about Jimmy and Susie?"
"Nah what happened?"
"Well I heard that Jimmy Vietnamese Vampired Susie after that party last week."
A version of a game where you pretend to be a vampire and try to bite someone’s neck. This is different from Vampire Easy Way which involves using two fingers to pierce some holes in the neck. You must exclaim “Vampire HARD WAY” before biting or else the move is not counted
“Aw man! He just Vampire Hard Way-ed my neck. I lost!”
Excitement vampires get off on sucking the excitement from another. These individuals find enjoyment from crushing the excitement of another person.
An excitement vampire is selfish, if this individual doesn’t find the particular thing exciting themselves, they will find excitement in ruining the other persons’.
I worked 6 weeks on a project proposal and it was approved! I told my friends that I wanted to celebrate with drinks because I was excited! None of them responded to my text, or even seemed to care......thanks for being real excitement vampires guys!