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A stack of three or more video tapes or dvds selected at a rental store with risque or pronographic material absent from the top or bottom of the stack but appearing anywhere in between intended to divert the rental clerk from judging the renter as a pervert.
The chick renting me Showgirls was kind of cute, so I made a porn sandwich with Happy Gilmore and The Shawshank Redemption.
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Dwarf Porn is the recorded fluff bumping of small people.
Two small people bonking. Could include more than one midget or dwarf.
A classic Dwarf Porn adventure for example would be Snowwhite and the Seven Porn Dwarfs.
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playing porn on a mobile device and lobbing the device into the victims bed while they are sleeping.
"Hey Nate, Dude did you hear dat i woke charlie up last night wit a porn grenade? said ryan
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Type of film or video, usually shot on location in West Central or Southwestern China, that chronicles the amorous coupling of a male and female Giant Panda. The footage is then shown to Pandas living in captivity who have limited interest in mating. The hope is that the action will turn the pandas on and/or demonstrate to the male what he should be doing so that a natural mating might occur. Panda females are only in estrus two weeks out of the year, and the males are often too preoccupied with other things (i.e. sleeping & eating) to want to mate.
The staff at Washington D.C.'s National Zoo decided to show Mei Xiang and Tian Tian some smoking panda porn... really happened, google it!
After a long afternoon of watching panda porn and munching bamboo, Gao Gao tracked down a hot bitch panda and got his freak on.
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Having your volume high after listening to music, then accidently leaving it high and watching porn. Thus resulting in loud porn noises and usually followed by a FML and/or *facedesk*
(coming back from listen to a CD) "OOOH YEAHHHH"
"oh fuck, I porn volumed again"
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A person, usually a man, who spends almost every waking hour searching and watching porn sites. Derived from the term 'couch potato', the porn potato has no shame, and will commit this act anywhere he can. Porn Potatoes are said to have a God-like status in some cultures, for example, the unemployed.
Biggy: "Hey Mika, I'm inviting Slippa over to my house for the party tomorrow"
Mika: "Don't do it dawg, that mufucka's a chronic Porn Potato"
Biggy: "All good homes, I've got my computer child-protected"
Mika: "Thank fuck, yeh invite that lil bastard over then"
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