long-tongued lout

General term for someone you hate with a passion. Overlap: bastard, skank, dickhead, faggot, etc.

Eat shit, you fuckin' long-tongued lout!

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Acid Tongue

Where there's pleasure there's pain!

My girlfriend gave me a blow job once with a mouthful of champagne whilst I can see the pleasure in the situation it was a bit like being licked by an Acid Tongue!

Watch her, she's got an acid tongue!

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Hold Your Tongue

1) Ridiculous old-school talk which means "Don't say anything". It's right up there with "Pick your feet up", "Pull your socks up", "Hold your horses" and "Sleep tight". These are also phrases which, if taken literally, would be amusing viewing.

2) A cautionary comment to a bloke who may be considering sex with a woman whose disease status is unknown, but looks rife. (Condoms won't help if you're making oral contact with females, kids. They're not magic.) It obviously means "Don't go down on her, you'll get herpes"

1) "My mummy says you're a harlot"
"Hold your tongue, Julia! And pick your feet up!"

2) "Right, I'm leaving now. Guys, this is Kelly"
(gestures to bleach blonde wearing velour tracksuit and giant hoop earrings, chewing gum and smoking at the same time)
"Alright, but Dave? Take this durex and for the love of God, hold your tongue"

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chameleon tongue

When your mouth is so dry and sticky it feels as though you could shoot your tongue out and catch a fly.

Dan says to tom i had a great night last night but got a real bad case of chameleon tongue must have had one to many beers.

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On the tip of my tongue

knowing something that cannot immediately be recalled, like a well-known word or familiar name. When experiencing it, people feel that the blocked word is on the verge of being recovered. Despite failure in finding the word, people have the feeling that the blocked word is figuratively "on the tip of the tongue."

I can't remember the word for eating pussy, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the word for licking balls, but it's right on the tip of my tongue.
I can't remember the slang word for "anus," but it's at the tip of my tongue.

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t-p tongue

A person who continually eats out ass hole and likes it.

Kent why are you such a t-p tongue?

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swallow your tongue

(v) to keep your mouth shut, usually about something you aren't supposed to know about

"Swallow your tongue, nigga, he don't know that we're strapped!"

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