Too Far, Blue Car!

A saying used to express the overwhelming feeling that one may experience when an individual pushes the boundaries of a conversation

Aron: You are obese
Matt: Too far, blue car!

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Too Tall Jones Syndrome

When a hypochondriac delusional tall person has a preconceived notion that he or she will die earlier just because of their tall stature.

Danny: Happy Birthday Bob! Why are you so blue?
Bob: Because dude I don't have much more time to live. I have Too Tall Jones Syndrome.
Danny: Wow man sorry to hear that? I thought you was healthy and shit?
Bob: I did a lot of research.. When do you ever see a tall old cat walking around?
Danny: Oh snap! You got a point there.

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Niggas Can Be Doctors Too

a true fact: that niggas can be doctors too

guy 1: niggas can't be doctors!

guy 2: yes they can! niggas CAN be doctors too!

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Too much cheese on the taco

A less disturbing term used to describe a woman with a vaginal yeast infection.

Yo man, that chick was nasty. She had too much cheese on the taco, if you know what i mean.

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too much free time

something most people who define words here have

youve all got too much free time

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I love you, too!

Something a toddler says to her dad when she is too hyper to wait for an "I love you." She exclaims it BEFORE hearing an "I love you." It simply means, "I love you."

Daughter: I love you, too!
Father: K, I love you, too!

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I'm not Feeling too Good...

To completely understand the meaning of this phrase, you must imagine what it would feel like to be slowly disintegrated by the one and only, Thanos.

Iron Man: Don't go!
SpiderMan: Mr. Stark, I'm not feeling too good...
*Dies*

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