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Crouching blubber hidden tuna ;A 300LB+ female that has massive fat rolls,there's no amount of alcohol that can be consumed to even consider sleeping with this big sloppy mass of blubber,usually has a nasty attitude problem and is joke fodder at the water cooler
Jerk#1 I bet you'd hit that
Jerk#2 no way,I wouldn't hit that with a truck,I bet you'd fuck that big sloppy pig,you'd dive head first into that crouching blubber hidden tuna
Jerk#1 ewwww agghh that's nasty lol
After building a fire made from the finest seasoned hickory, make a girl squat over it and piss, then make her stand in the resulting smoke for 10 hours. Then eat her pussy. This results in a nice smoky flavor, if your working with a good piece of meat you shouldn't need any sauce, but if it's a dirty rotten bitch, feel free to mask the stank with a quality BBQ sauce.
Tom: How was the camping trip with Linda
Mark: Pretty good I had some Kansas City Smoked Tuna
Description applied to a penis when it is wider than it is long (often used where it is implied that girth trumps length in ability to please a woman).
I may not have the longest dick in the world, but I'm thick like a tuna can.
when you go down on a girl who doesn't shave
Oh man I hooked up with Jill last night and I got caught in a tuna net!