hammer a nail through your penis into a hefty piece of wood (preferably a crucifix) then spin around and around twisting up your shit like a crazy beach lollypop
That sick fucker thinks he's Jesus, gave himself a Christian Twist.
Your got your girlfriend bent over and she reverse the position and slam her strap on I to your ass hole you tear up and say to her why so serious.
I got a twisted joker and I'll never be the same she got me good buddy real good.
when you twist your ballsack 4 or 5 times so it resembles a cinna twist. If someone looks at your cinna twist, you get to kick them in the ass 5 times because they are gay. Commonly associated with other methods such as the bat wing, goat, and brain.
hey wheres john? i dont know check the other room.(person enters the room) CINNA TWIST motherfucker! 5 kicks
Putting your dick through a full bag of taco bell's cinna twist and having a girl commense to jerk you off until you ejaculate. Which she then proceeds to eat the remains of the food.
Person 1 - "I had some left over taco bell last night and my girl gave me an aggressive cinna twist with a heart stopping 5 layer.....she's been dripping nacho cheese ever since."
Person 2 - "¡Yo dawg, that's doritos locos!"
Is a bittersweet beverage that a woman can make for her lover. During her "special time", she can treat her partner by reclining on her back with ass held high, and proceed to belch blood out of her vagina so that it starts pooling up on the rim of her asshole. The last step to finish the tasty delight, is for her to piss onto her butthole to finish the recipe. The partner may add a small umbrella if they wish to set the mood. Cultured people tend to stir the drink for better consistency, and occasionally add semen to add some tang to the taste.
After forcing Jerry to watch all of MTV's Slamhouse Summer Special, Beth wanted to console him with his favorite drink, the Twisted Tequila Sunrise.
When you crank your dick in a twisting manner, which only works if lubed up or uncircumcised.
John: Hey, Buford! Did you do the Twist-A-Roonie last night?
Buford: Oh yeah, it made me cum in about 5 seconds
a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional
secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...