lives under his pussy mask!

Adjective: Applicable to guys only.

fucking pussy who gets pussified when shit happens!

Fuck dylan! When shit happens, he gets so pussified & start blaming everyone. He practically lives under his pussy mask!

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Put my suitcase under the bed

Settling in to what was once meant to be a temporary situation.

Man 1: "Seems weird that you're still dating Katie. Did you put your suitcase under the bed or something?"
Man 2: "Yeah, at first she was just a rebound but it turns out we have a ton in common. I can definitely see us going somewhere."

"Y'know working at the local bookstore was just going to get me through college, but I love the people and the pays pretty good, so I might put my suitcase under the bed at this one."

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That (joke) went under my head.

A take off of the expression "…over my head". Used to describe a joke that was so crude and/or immature, that it's not funny.

Al- "HAHAHA... fuck, that's funny shit."
Steve-"Sorry, but that joke went under my head."

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Chocolate Thunder From Down Under

An Australian Aboriginal man wearing nothing but a pith helmet who dances on your table and sings "Land Down Under" if you order a "Chocolate Thunder From Down Under" at an Outback Steakhouse.

If you order a "Chocolate Thunder Down Under Deluxe", you are taken into a small, unfurnished back room of the steak house, where the man will leave you to fester in fear for a few minutes, then pop out at a random time and sing "Land Down Under" while wearing nothing but a pith helmet.

After the Chocolate Thunder From Down Under, all is dark. We are all damned. Let's commit Crimes Against Humanity!

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50 thousand leagues under the dumb

i) To be unintelligent to the point that anything resembling any comprehensive or sensical thought is completely bypassed and unable to be understood.

ii) To be so stupid, so incredibly idiotic, so outright dumb, that on a scale of dumbtitude, one is 50 thousand leagues under the dumb.

iii) iggy

I saw this fan design the other day, it had one prong, not two, or one long one. JUST ONE. There was no way it could work and it just wobbled and bumped into the ceiling. Fucking 50 thousand leagues under the dumb right there man.

Holy jesus christ iggy you're 50 thousand leagues under the dumb. -dre and/or Fox

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I AM UNDER YOUR BED

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to use it you need to say "hello I AM UNDER YOUR BED" here

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Chocolate Thunder from Down Under

Shaving the asshairs after a diarrhea so you don't have to wipe all the disgusting shit in your asshole

I just did a Chocolate Thunder from Down Under!