Ur mum gaeeeee

The ultimate roast. When it gets told to u u get Ebola and die. The only known cure is saying no u back to the other person.

Tearcher:u got an f
Kid ur mum gaeeeee
Teacher: no u

ur dog log

After all the urs, this one is one of the most terrifying. “ur dog log” is to only be used if there’s no more hope.

John: UR GRANNY TRANNY
joe: I didn’t think it’d come to this..
John: wait-no-joe
Joe: ur dog log
John: soul leaves existence and everything is abolished

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ur granny tranny

The worst insult known to mankind. Worse than “ur mom gay” and “ur dad lesbian” it even resists the counter of “no u”

Jack: “ur mom gay lol”
Steven: “ur dad lesbian”
Jack: “ur granny tranny”
Steven: *explodes*

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ur mom is adopted

This is the best way to win a fight against someone lol.

yeah but, ur mom is adopted...

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Ur brother a mother

This is not a phrase to use in light situations. Use with extreme caution

Carl: ur mom gay
Jeff:ur daddy lesbian

Carl: ur granny tranny

Jeff: ur sister a mister
Carl: ur brother a mother

*jeff turns into a pile of blood as the fabric of the universe collapses and destroys the existence of all mortal beings

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Ur brother a mother

A more basic form of how god expelled satan from heaven.
This will instantly send a person to hell for internal surfing.

Joe: ur mom gay lol
Bob: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur brother a mother
*the ground opens and swallows bob*

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Ur Nan gay

Your nan is gay

Person 1:what is a joke
Person 2:your face
Person 1:....
Person 2:your nan gay

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