weed wise is the term used to describe the totally commited stoner, the man who can gear anytime, anywhere, always has rizla and other things needed to sustain his lifestyle of being stoned all day, never runs out, always has weed, can roll anything, anywhere, wind, rain, you dont know how he does it, amazing
shit bruv where are we gonna get weed from now, we have tried everyone, i know who we can use, we'll ring dave, he can get anything in a crisis, his weed wise.
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A grade of marijuana which causes the user to become paranoid, or overly concerned about mundane or impossible things.
"I'm not smoking with Tom today, he still has that bag of worry weed and I don't want to get paranoid."
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Multiple strains of marijuana contained in one jar or sack.
(Exhale) Man that tasted curious, what is it?
Shit, that's some Lucky Weed
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Similar to the popular term/activity "Snow Angel," a Weed Angel is made after friends have finished smoking a bowl and must go outside on the deck (during the winter) to blow out the cashed dope. The ashes fall through the crisp air and melt the snow below into miraculous designs. Weed Angel.
Ted: What are you doing out there?
Ned: Making a Weed Angel.
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A phrase used commonly among stoner's when somebody forgets that they are currently in possession of the pipe or joint and proceeds to babble nonsensically prior to taking their hit. The phrase "smoke weed" is used in these situations to remind the offender to take their hit and pass it because others are waiting on them. This phrase is often followed by the word "damn it" or "bitch".
Dave: *passes joint to carl*
Carl: Ya know man, i bet we could turn your neighbors pool into a giant ass gravity bong! we just need, like a trash can and some other shit
Next kid in circle: Smoke weed, bitch
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When you eat a shitload of grass, which doesn't digest, the next time you shit it's almost pure green
example- Nick: Bryan what the fuck took you so long to take a shit
Bryan: I had major fucking ass weed cause i eat grass cause im a fucking cow.
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1. A Demon Of Weed
2. A Magical Demon That Rips Buds Of Weed from His Knee
3. Song By Wavves
Ryan:There was a weed demon, In this room a lot of magical things were going on.
Black Chick 1: That's Craaazy
Nathan: Nahh it's just a demon of weed
Ryan: A real life demon
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