ha, what?

The most annoying thing a girl can text back after you text-ed her asking her something. Usually used when she does not want to give u an answer and prefers to act dumb.

Texting:
Example1
Me: Hey, lets go see a movie or hang out at my house.
Pam: Ha, what?
Me: Are u dumb? Ur the only person that ever texts that back!
Pam: Ha, what?

Example2
Me: Holy Duck Fuck, Sometimes I wish u got smothered by a Motha Fuckin Pillow!!!
Pam: Ha, what?

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what a coin!

Ever had one of those really uncanny experiences? Then this is the phrase for YOU! Coin is derived from the Latin word 'coincidence' and pronounced 'coy-n'. Use this newly fashionable expression when you've had a strange happenstance and want to appear cooler than the average punk-ass teenager.

Mel: Hey phoebe, I just bought a redskin, LOLEZ

Phoebe: Fo' realz? ME 2!!

Mel: Holy crap, are you goddamn serz?

Phoebe: Heck yeah!

Mel: What a coin!

Phoebe: U suck. Innit.

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what the fuckness

a term used to describe the what the fuckocity of a situation!

The "What the fuckness" in her eyes was priceless when she saw four midgets fucking a cow who was fellating a U.S. senator.

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What's Going On?

As in, whats up? What's happening? How's it going?

Bob: What's Going On?

Fred: Nothing much.

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what now

Asked in a situation where you reach a point of no return or you have surpassed a dangerous obstacle and have survived the ordeal. 'What now' is also used as in,'where does this leave us', in terms of re-questioning your relationship status with someone.

Butch: What now?
Marsellus: What now? Well, let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a coupla pipe-hitting' niggas, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. Hear me talkin', hillbilly boy?! I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'm gonna get Medieval on your ass.
Butch: I meant what now, between me and you?
Marsellus: Oh, that 'what now?' Well, let me tell ya what now between me an' you. There is no me an' you. Not no more.

(Dialogue from the movie, Pulp Fiction)

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what a twist

A phrase used in an episode of Robot Chicken by spoof character M. Night Shyamalan. Derives from Shyamalan's trademark twist endings of his movies. Can be used as a replacement of the tired out saying, "oh snap!"

Bob: Dude, this homework is so gay.
Steve: Your mom is so gay.
Joe: What a twist! (OH SNAP!)

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what is this shit

A phrase commonly used in the Hebrew language to depict surprise and bewildrement.

Avi walks with Regev on the sidewalk and sees a huge hole in the middle of the road.
Avi points at the hole and says:
"what is this shit?!?"

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