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Joey Manberg

Joey Manberg is a huge simp

by Joeyโ€™s a simp January 10, 2020

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simp

super

intense
minecraft
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person: ray is such a simp, he spends all day on minecraft

by luna de angelis December 2, 2021

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Simp

Suckas Idolising MAGNIFICENT pussy

basically what ever other definiton says but in this case the female in question is a fucking godess sexy angel its used to complitment the female and an insult to the males only.

''Man that clan is such a simp clan''
''Did you see those snapchats?? What a fucking simp XD''
''Yeah it sucks how they simp for my gf what a bunch of losers''

by Jessica5252525252 April 30, 2020

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SIMP

Sexual Inactive Male Partner

John is such a simp these days

by tQby May 10, 2020

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Simp

A pernicious type of male sex traitor that is enslaved to their need to be accepted by women, and is willing to denigrate their own sex in order to pursue it. A simp will donate endless amounts of money to thots on streaming services such as Twitch, either oblivious or uncaring to the fact that they are devaluing the effort of everyone who can't get popular simply by acting like a slut, and therefore has to provide actual value. This is demeaning to both sexes because it throws men under the bus and enables the commodification of women, undoing decades of progress that has been made getting people to see women for their actual value, instead of merely being seen as a means to sexual gratification.

A simp has absolutely no sense of self, or of self-respect, and is so desperate for coochie that he will pander endlessly, completely missing the fact that he is being sexist by refusing to demand the high standards for female streamers that everyone else demands for male streamers or those that aren't attractive.

Hilariously, most women see straight through this bullshit and won't give simps the time of day, unless they are deliberately exploiting said simps for money. Simps do not deserve any form of respect because they don't respect their own sex, themselves, or the intelligence of women. They should be treated with disdain, and removed from all social circles they infect.

Matt: Hey, Mike. Did you hear that Josh was stanning for Alinity after she threw her cat?
Mike: Yep. He's a massive simp. Time for us to find a better friend.

by UDUser4820 May 9, 2020

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Simp

A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.

Prince Harry is a simp.

by UDUser4820 November 27, 2020

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Simp

A depressed and/or emotional person; a person that is always in their self-conscience feelings.

You are such a simp sometimes

by negus of lyfe March 9, 2018

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