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a veiled threat, to 'make someone do magic' means you will make them fly (as in off a tall building), make them disappear (as in go missing indefinitely), or get sawed in half (as in literally cut in fucking half) or stay under water for 10 minutes (as in drowned in fucking water)
fuck with me again, i'll make you do magic.
A lowkey way to ask someone if they smoke where the people who smoke, get it. and those who dont are just confused
Example 1:
Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas ?
Kid 2: Yeahhh, wanna hit my pen?
Example 2:
Kid 1: Do you pray to Saint Mary Nicholas
Kid 3: Huh? Who?
well… how do you do it?
-Gordon ramsey: HOW IN THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU BURN ICE CREAM!?
When you're in the car (as a driver or passenger) and someone in the car rolls the windows down when it's freezing outside and they don't need too.
Driver: *Rolls down window in 10⁰ weather*
Passenger: Bro wtf?
Driver: What?
Passenger: Really? Do you see Palm Trees? Roll the fucking window up!
Driver: Ok ok jeez. *Rolls window back up*
Do you usually settle the settlement with the company on the Chinese side?
A danganropa meme that I love for some reason
Freind:hi
Me:do you like ships?