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arm pit sex

when you insert the penis into a persons armpit region.

"the sweat and hair from the arm pit sex was to overwhelming that i cummed in the hair, making it funny and more slippery!"

"hey dad, why not some father-son quality time,lets play baseball,sorry son no baseball today,lets try arm pit sex instead i heard you get the same work out and a LOAD of fun!"

by coon_slayer March 11, 2005

73๐Ÿ‘ 105๐Ÿ‘Ž


oral sex test

an informal test where members of some clics or sorotities ask a perspective new member a lot of questions about sex to see if she knows enough to join.

did you pass your oral sex test?

by Deep blue 2012 August 24, 2009

19๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crude sex slavery

The lowest form of sex slavery and is cruel and degrading. It is the kind of sex slavery that you hear about when they talk about human trafficting.
It is completely different from the hetaira sex slave system that uses women who are pampered and highly trained.

A lot of people don't like crude sex slavery.

by Deep blue 2012 July 27, 2010

19๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex on a Frying Pan

before having intercourse, you rub Bengay or Icyhot all over your body, so it feels like your having intercourse on a frying pan.

Betty wanted to try some kinky shit, so we had sex on a frying pan and the orgasm was orgasmic!

by four guys who were bored ;) October 31, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


same sex attraction

"Same sex attraction" (SSA) is a term used mostly by conservative Christians to avoid using the term gay when referring to men who are attracted to men or men who have sex with men (MSM). Often, SSA refers to gay men only, and not lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered persons.

Unlike many mainstream mental health practitioners and associations which do not think homosexuality is a disease or mental illness, groups which use the term SSA often believe that all persons are heterosexual and homosexual thoughts or sexual relations are deviant. What most people would consider to be a "gay person" is a "heterosexual with a homosexual problem" for many who use the term SSA.

Those who use the term SSA deny the reality that the vast majority of LGBT people can't be "cured" of their sexual orientation.

(Cheap documentary. Bob's house. Non-religious gay neighbor Frank over for a beer.)

Bob (alone to the camera): I once struggled with same sex attraction. Unlike Frank, I have a lovely white picket fence house, an adoring wife, three loving children, and new life in Jesus!

Frank (from another room, waking up Bob's computer): Dude, you have a Manhunt account? I'm mentally scarred by your stretch marks. You ain't getting booty with these shots!

Bob (running to the computer): I AM NOT GAY. I am doing research for my reparative therapy group about the evils of online addiction to the homosexual agenda!

Frank (to Bob): get me another Schlitz. We need to talk.

by poorbrokegradstudent January 28, 2012

35๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


surprise butt sex

Very hott anal intercourse brought on by an erect penis or three and a surprised anus that will soon feel the smooth stabbing feeling of the penis(es) ripping open their tight anus hole. brought on without consent. often causes internal bleeding and projectile diarrhea.

Those three guys from work were in the stockroom after hours at work when I bent over only to find 3 penises ripping apart my anus hole.

"SURPRISE BUTT SEX"

by the anus man July 11, 2008

51๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


italian sex kitten

a sexy latin girl livin in america. beautiful olive skin. dark, wavy, long hair and big brown eyes that you are gaurenteed to get lost in. have amazing vulumtuos bodies!!! big titties and really bubbley butt yet a nice flat stomach. often short. many people think shes latino. but shes got mad love for italy! live mainly in jersey, philly, and new york. names like gina, jessica, and dominique. are amazing to fuck. she knows how to make a man feel good and she loves making a man feel good. she often has her tongue pierced bcuz she loves to give head. sometimes bisexual and loves a females body ...and 3sums. sometimes dates a boy and girl at the same time!!! loves jewerly especially earrings and has very sexy clothes. she isnt afraid to show off what her mama gave her. her family is alot like the one on everyone loves raymound. she decorates her room with rosary beads , crosses, and pictures of saints. shes spunky hyper and full of energy. very loving and understanding. passionate. easy going. intelligent. very funny. a great writer and artist! she loves life!!!! dont fuck wiff her she will scream at ya till ya cry .. and she sure can fight. she can a shake that booty n bounce them titties too. loves animals with a passion. (most italians do) loves gnocci. loves to drink, loves to party,sometimes do some hard drugs. has a bit of a stealing habit to get what she desires. a master at shop lifting. yes she can be a little shady.

guy 1- oh my god dude your girl's so sexy!

guy 2- yeah, that pussy feels like heaven. and she sure knows how to suck me good!!!

guy 1-wow. your lucky.

guy 2-mhm i love my lil italian sex kitten

by muahbella October 3, 2009

38๐Ÿ‘ 53๐Ÿ‘Ž