hide your dog

An internet term made up as a reference to the Ruby Ridge standoff that is commonly used among firearm enthusiasts to jokingly infer that the A.T.F will be paying them a visit and suggesting to “hide your dog” in anticipation of their arrival.

“Wow I see you have a pretty nice stockpile of possibly illegal weapons there. You may want to hide your dog.”

Steamer Dog

The act of pooping into another persons butt by laying a steamer long ways between the butt cheeks, resembling a hot dog in a bun.

I wanted to show my true love by giving her a "steamer dog".

take the dog out

To remove one's butt plug.

"Hey Chase, queue up for the next match."

"One sec, I gotta go take the dog out."

fimale dog

it`s a niser way of saying bitch

oooo what a bi... fimale dog!

Dog-them

To roast or make fun of someone.

Damn Jackie you ain’t got a dog-them like that

really fat dog

to illegally enter someones computer and looking up "really fat dog" on google, downloading it, and pasting it on their desktop as many times as possible as well as also changing the desktop wallpaper to it.

haha dude I really fat doged Jessica yesterday and she was mad with me for days, she had to reinstall her computer because of the lag it caused

Raw Dog Ramen

Eating un-boiled raw ramen. Generally, consumed after mixing the powder packets with the ramen and shaken vigorously.

Yo man, I’m about to raw dog ramen after dinner. Shits better than cooking it, don’t tell my girlfriend.