Dog critical mass

Where a dog is so stressed it will implode.

My dog is reaching Dog critical mass take cover!!

peen dog

peen dog is a dog

that is a nice peen dog

Deep fried hot dog

When you enjoy getting shit DICKED.

“Yeah i could go for a deep fried hot dog right about now”

dicky dog

puppy dog

“aww look at that dicky dog”
“isn’t that a puppy?”
“no it’s a dicky dog”

dogging out the boys

ditching your friends (who are boys) to do something else with another person, usually a girl

Jason: are you coming to Ethan's house tomorrow?
Andrew: Nah sorry I'm hanging out Lucinda
Jason: come on man, you're dogging out the boys

Braiden's dog

dog with a bbc

person 1:have you seen Braiden's dogs bcc.
person 2: its so big!

Shu-dog

When someone always “accidentally” forgets their wallet.

Kevin got me with the ol’ shu-dog again when we went to snow beach yesterday.