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when you zoom in while taking a selfie (normally a mirror selfie). this helps make the angle / position of your phone less awkward, while also adding a slight aesthetic vintage grain. most importantly, it decreases the quality of the image, smoothing out your skin and making you appear hotter.
“omg, you look so good in this selfie!”
“haha thanks, i used the hot girl zoom.”
A BIG HOT BUCKET OF DIARRHEA IS YOUR MOM'S TOILET OR HOUSE
KID: "WHY DOES YOUR MOM LIVE IN A HOT BUCKET OF DIARRHEA, WHAT A NOOB!1"
1. When something sounds badass like a hot rod.
2. Parts used on a hot rod.
My new holley blue fuel pump sounds badass. It's super hot roddy sounding.
The act of sitting on the toilet and wiping one’s ass while still urinating. Usually done under duress to save time.
My side piece’s husband came home while I was dropping a deuce so I hot wiped and crawled out the window.
Hot chick's mud wrestling... but surrounded by dudes proving them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea to wrestle in.
Damn dude... that hot slide last night has me wanting to go eat some more taco bell!
Hot chicks mud wrestling... but surrounded by dude's providing them with fresh post-taco bell diarrhea for a nice hot, mud wrestling session.
Damn dude... that hot slide last night makes me want to go eat some more taco bell!
Is that act of shoving kangaroo shit up your partners ass, then proceed to tap that ass
We went out to eat then snuck in the zoo to do a Aussie Hot Pocket! Best first date ever!