i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy
Sick cunt
Kills at everything in life
Total Dingo
That Mad Dog Killer’s a Total Dingo…
the most bad ass insult you can say to anyone
"ur mum gay." "well, ur dog a frog."
This is the worst phrase containing "Ur" in it. Every time this is used another big bang occurs wiping out everything known in the universe and creating a new one. For fucks sake who would use this?
little kid on xbox: ur mom gay
25 year old no life: ur granny tranny
little kid on xbox: no u
25 year old no life: reverse
little kid on xbox: ur dog a frog
*earth and everything else fucking explodes and a new universe is created*
When a girl shits on your dick.
"Dude.. My girl let me do anal last night.."
"Oh, sweet! How'd that go?"
"She gave me a Louisiana Chili-Dog.."
It is a dog and if it sees you or catches you outside and you don't run then it will chase you down and fuck you. If you successfully run away then it will find someone else to fuck.
Oh shit we better run it's the Nigerian Dog
Phrase to discretely say sex in relation to another person.
“Do you hear that noise over there”
“Yeah it sounds like some Whispering Kids and Dogs Barking”
“No I think they’re just having sex”