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Where you dont go back to work because you want to stay with the baby.
My sister refused to go back to work because she was baby struck!
What crazy owners call their pet fish, similar to crazy owners calling their cats and dogs “fur babies.”
My landlord doesn’t allow dogs and cats, so I got myself a fin baby instead.
This is when a baby girl refuses to accept truths about herself.
User: Baby girl you are so cute!
Baby Girl: No I'm not!
User: Baby Girl be Lyin'
gay as shit, like so gay I swear to god
Omg that guy is so Glitter Baby
When you pull out to soon and have to look your date in the eye for a long period of time while finishing your self and it gets extremely awkward.
Man I pulled a Stavvy baby last night. I don’t think she will call me again
A person who has had bad expierence dealing and has resulted in the intention of stabbing or shooting
Wow, There goes Rocky The Baby Killer stabbing the little ones at the daycare.
euphemism for male masturbation
Becoming a baby daddy typically (though not always) requires a male orgasm, and so for a male to bring about an orgasm on his own could count as practicing for the eventual orgasm that will result in baby daddy-hood.
A: "What are you doing this weekend?"
B: "Not too much... mostly just practicing to be a baby daddy."
A: "Don't get it in your eye."