A little off balance

this means sick basically but it’s only used by those who don’t like the word “sick”.

Betty: Hey Sally, how you feeling?

Sally: I’m a little off balance.

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

OFFS

Oh ForF#ck'sSake.

Used as an exclamation of exasperation or disbelief.

Similar to "fercryinoutloud" and "oh for Pete's sake!"

OFFS, I got pulled over for going 4 mph over the limit.

OFFS, what will they think of next?!

Off

To be under the influnce of said thing at a very high dose

Umidiquon: Im off an eaighth a line of coke this shit craaezy

Marqus: yo lemme try some

OFFS

Acronym for "oh for fuck's sake".

"Hey, man, I know we had plans but I've got to bail."

"OFFS"

Off

saying things like "im going to off myself tonight goodbye guys" means you're going to commit suicide since you're turning everything off, often used on 4chan

Well guys, I'm going to off myself tonight just wanted to wish you luck, I'll miss you.

Off

When you kill somebody. That's it.

John: Would you like me to OFF this fool?
girl: N-NO!