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an excuse where-in a person intentionally said jacked off but attempted to cover it up with the excuse having the letter H near the letter J.
Jim: hey bro
Eric: sup bro
Jim: i heard you jacked off to Kimmy
Eric: what the hell? no!
Jim: oh shit, I meant hacked off!
Jim: y'know, cus H is near J.
Jim: Eric?
Jim: Eric?
Eric busts into Jim's apartment
Jim, in real life: FUCK
I'm jacked off that David told everyone he loved me, when in fact he was rooting someone else.
Very annoyed, pissed off, pissed (US).
Man, I was jacked off by that guy's attitude.
Yeah, he just goes along with it because he has sawed off scrotes.
the stan twitter reaction, "turn the lights off" means to tell someone to go to sleep. it is used when someone does/say something embarrassing or undefendable.
person 1 : taylor swift is better than beyoncé
person 2 : babe turn the lights off cause what..
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Slang phase for advising people not to have too much sex.
Jack said, “ have fun tonight but don’t go slopping off your ding dong!”