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Damn girl you stink!
Sorry I stepped off the rock
When you leave a courgette out for too long and it goes stale.
The gone off courgette is mushy.
when someone is having the time of their life, and act high key drunk, but they're not high off of drugs or anything. No, they're high off the moment.
"OMG is that Chanel drinking her third bottle of coca-cola?"
"wasn't she on a diet-"
"dUdE nO, SHeS JUsT hiGh oFf ThE mOMeNt"
When you eat pussy with a beard and the pussy juice gets all in your beard. It smells so good the next day you smell your beard to jerk off.
Patrick was bearding off this morning
Don’t be overly excited to get something
Ayo I’ll do your homework but don’t bite my arm off m8!
Jerking Off June: To jerk off as much as you can during June
Person 1: "I don't want to jerk off"
Person 2: "But its Jerking Off June"
Person 1: "FUCK"
Something that is not necessarily mainstream, but isn't something some hipster would brag about. Just something uncommon.
"Have you watched the TV show Farscape? lt's a bit off-menu, but still a great sci-fi."