Lifestyle Revenge Sex occurs when a person's significant other in the lifestyle cheats on them. The two people who were cheated on then arrange to do the same without the knowledge of the two cheaters. Only after completing the act do they tell the other two. Alternatively the two, who were wronged, make the other two watch and are not allowed any other interaction during the act or afterwards.
Joe: It was only a birthday gift.
Karla: It was my birthday...
Yasmeen + Pablo: Happy belated Lifestyle Revenge Sex birthday!
To invite someone over, or to stay the night, under the premise of sex, only to not make it past 2nd base the entire night. Must be done at least three times in order to be considered Mr. President sex.
Jimmy invited me over last night and made it seem like there’d be some P in V action. Instead he just Mr. President sexed me.
It is a word that means but slut some one who takes it in the ass
That girl is such a anal sex aficionado
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Vincents sex life is non existent
Term used to troll your non homosexual bros. Usually used in conversation to replace “I would totally fuck you if I were a girl”
*Friend shows you a picture of themselves in an outfit to get your opinion*
NON HOMOSEXUAL FRIEND: “Yo do you think I should post this picture of me in the new fit?”
ME: “You should totally do that dude, if I saw you wearing that I would totally have hot butt sex with you”
*Both stare for a second, then laugh out loud*
Backrooms Bacteria having sex with no condom on.
Haha, the new backrooms video features Unprotected Bacteria Sex in it!
A sex position that can be used by two or more people. One person (usually a man) lays on his back with a dick or strapon in his asshole. Another person stands above the person laying on the floor, and either farts, queefs, or shits on the place where the action is taking place. This technique came from Bulgaria, hence the name 'bulgarian fart sex.'
All in all a fairly fun way to enjoy oneself, my friends and I like to do it in the bathroom at lunchtime.
Deshawntavious IV: Hey man, wanna have bulgarian fart sex?
Cornelius: Bet, lemme go ask Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong
Cornelius: Hey, wanna have bulgarian fart sex with me and Deshawntavious IV in the bathroom?
Bingling Bongwong Xiongwong: Bet