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Something women say when they know you're not their sexual preference or when you're not good in bed
1. Everything that comes out your mouth is always sexual. Chill out bro, I get that you like me but It's not always about sex
2. We can sleep together without u wanting to fuck me every night. It's not always about sex, there's more to a relationship
means that no matter where he goes he gets to have oral sex with women
Josh: I've got so much money i could have oral sex anywhere
dequan: damn dude that's what we call international oral sex
This is a controversial day when if you look like actual sex on legs you have the right to be able to do anything you want without taking blame nor punishment. This important day occurs on the 28th of February
Beth: *Eats a sock and a dinosaur*
Taya: What is wrong with you dude
Me: It’s sex on legs day she can do whatever she wants.
When you are feeling un well and bare back your side woman and cough in her face hopefully Corona will kill her and the unborn child
Jed- rich did u Shag your side pice
Rich- yeah but think I got Corona so went bare back and coughed in her face two deaths for the price of one
Ged- that's some good Corona sex protection
To sneak away during a party or get together and bang your big titty wife while everyone wonders where you are.
Yo man, I had the best sneak away sex with my wife. She has a sick ass and I love that beaver. It sucks I have to beg for it.
I just installed a new shower two years ago. I wish my wife would have sneak away sex with me in it.
The act of shoving lego star wars figure in an Orpheus on a human body
I had lego starwars sex wanna try it
When Sex Offenders are taken off the registry for one day on the third Saturday in October.
Ethan loves participating in Sex Offender Saturday.